Look–Florida–free money flying everywhere! What could go wrong?

“This could not have imploded more,” says poli-sci prof of the mystery Florida company that paid Scott Brown a million-plus dollars in stock options for some advice, supposedly based on due diligence.

But hey, with a name like “Global Digital Solutions, Inc.” what could possibly go wrong? I mean, when a NJ beauty-product company morphs into a California wireless data firm and then into a Florida firearms company, due diligence would take a lot of important brain cycles away from the lifestyle of any professional nude model. And “bqhatevr” seems a much better attitude.

Could not have imploded more? I think Mr. Poli Sci Prof is seriously underestimating Scott Brown’s future potential.